The 2010 Dragon*Con Parade

August 21, 2013 | Posted in CONVENTIONS | By

Since 2005, I’ve spent every Labor Day weekend working the dealers room at Dragon*Con in Atlanta, Georgia. This is the first year since then that I’m skipping out on the convention for a number of reasons–mainly that the sheer expense of working the show has become such that it’s just about impossible for me to make any money doing so.

While I will miss many things about the convention–seeing friends, checking out the costuming, enjoying a few favorite Atlanta restaurants–there are plenty of things I’m not going to miss at all about not “doing the Dragon” this year. So many things, in fact, that I decided to make a list of them, lest I start feeling depressed about not being there a week from now, when friends are posting their squeeful pictures and reports.

Above image: The Dragon*Con 2010 parade; photo by sockii.

1. The Horrible Trip There (and Back)

Being a vendor, there’s no way for me to fly to the convention; I’ve got to load up the CRV and hit the road. A road that is over 750 miles long and generally takes somewhere around 15-16 hours of driving time with traffic, nap breaks and just needing to get out and s-t-r-e-t-c-h. It’s always hell, no way around it, even with splitting the drive with my sweetie. We always arrive home exhausted, cranky, sore and miserable.

2. The Crowds

Welcome to Dragon*Con! Photo by sockii.

Welcome to Dragon*Con! Photo by sockii.

I don’t do well in really crowded spaces. That makes Dragon*Con a pretty uncomfortable place to be, given you’re basically dealing with 50,000+ people jammed into few hotels and meeting spaces for 4 days straight. One nice thing about having a dealer’s table is it always means I have a tiny refuge of breathing room to myself, safe behind my table. But just trying to get from there to, say, the nearest bathroom can involve a major undertaking of maneuvering through the crowds, squeezing past shoppers, and trying not to have a panic attack.

The crowds especially freak me out on the escalators, where people don’t seem to realize that when there are about a hundred people right behind you on it, when you get to the end you need to step away and move on as fast as possible, not pause to try to get a photo of some costume or chat with your friends. Ugh!

3. The Starbucks Coffee

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My friends have all heard me rant about this time and time again, but let me rant about it one more time:

I hate Starbucks Coffee. Haaaaaaaaaaate it.

I like to drink my coffee black, and Starbucks Coffee is undrinkable (to me) in that format because it’s so burnt-tasting and only tolerable when loaded up with sugar, flavorings and whipped cream. Not my thing. And yet, Starbucks is about the only kind of coffee one is seemingly able to get anywhere in and around Dragon*Con, save at the Peachtree Center Food Court if you’re able to brave the crowds and the lines to get it.

So I end up being cranky either because of

a) not getting my necessary morning caffeine fix or

b) having to get it via crap coffee I hate drinking.

Either way, I’m generally not very fun to be around in the mornings at Dragon*Con because of my lack of a good cup o’java.

4. Gamer Funk

By Monday morning at Dragon*Con the funk is just about unbearable. I think most of you know what I’m talking about. If not, enjoy this little ditty–although you might want to hold your nose:

5. The Cost

It’s not just working a con that’s so expensive and basically a money-losing venture, not a profitable one. It’s the hotels. The overpriced food. The cost of autographs and photo-ops. Let’s just say the money I usually spend on Dragon*Con could easily cover a pair of round trip plane tickets to Italy. So yes, that’s what I’m going to choose to spend that money on this year instead.

Arrividerci, Dragon*Con! But perhaps we’ll meet again, someday…


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sockii is just your typical Jane-of-All-Trades who never has enough time in her day for all of her projects. She has written for many websites online including Squidoo, Zujava, Yahoo! Contributors Network, HubPages and Wizzley. She has been attending and vending at science fiction and media conventions for over 15 years, and for several years ran an art gallery and jewelry store in Philadelphia. Today she is happy to be living in South Jersey with her partner David and their 6 cats. Sockii is a member of several affiliate sales programs including Amazon Associates and Viglink. Products from these services may be advertised on her posts and pages to generate sales commissions.


  1. Sarita
    March 25, 2015

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    Thanks for the great list! I am am thinking about doing Dragoncon this year (if I get approved) and wondered if you could give any input about whether it is worth it for me.

    – I will already be in Atlanta, and have a place to stay, so would not have to put out for hotels or endure a long drive.

    – The price of a vending table plus my assistant/husband’s entrance comes to about $700! Is it likely I’d sell enough to get that back out (or hopefully more)?

    – My clothing and jewelry leans more toward tribal, gypsy, belly dance style, rather than futuristic or renaissance. I do have some swords and capes.

    – I’m not interested in losing money on the festival and counting it as advertising, because I don’t take orders or have a brick and mortar shop.

    What are your thoughts? Do the crowds buy gypsy stuff from table vendors, or is it all about the big booths with spooky t-shirts?


    • sockii
      March 25, 2015

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      It’s really impossible for me to try to guess what you’re earnings might be as it can be so variable. I had years where my gross sales were over $5,000, other years when I barely broke $2,000 (and lost money in those years because of travel, hotel and material costs.) I assume at $700 you are getting one table/space in the vendor’s hall, yes? A lot of the clothing vendors tend to buy up larger spaces so they set up mini-shops within the vendor’s area…so I’m not sure if it might be hard to compete or be seen if you only have a small space. I do recall at least 2-3 vendors with a lot of tribal/belly-dance type stuff in the past so it is certainly not out of the realm of popularity there.

      Honestly I haven’t been for 2 years now so I am not sure how things have changed, especially since the dealers hall moved to its new location. If I were conservative I might suggest taking your first year to just scope out the event before committing big bucks. If you items are handmade by you, see if you can get in the art show/art dealer’s area which is cheaper and more concentrated on artistic items. Because it is a lot of money to commit to an event if you’re not sure your items will fit with the crowd.

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